Above Average – Smolderthorn

The Glory of the Aberrus Raider achievement was not just about conquering challenges for Above Average; it was also about earning a legendary (slightly ugly) reward – the Shadowflame Shalewing. This marvelous mount is a testament to our guild’s triumph in completing all the raid achievements, and let us tell you, it was no easy feat.

To obtain this prized possession, we had to exhibit mastery in various raid encounters. Picture this: chunks of our flesh flying off the edge of the void as we battled Sarkareth himself. We tackled every obstacle with precision, proving our mettle in the raiding scene.

One of the achievements involved a delicate balancing act – juggling an egg like a round of hot potato. Yes, you heard that right. We had to navigate the chaos while keeping that fragile egg airborne and running around like mad-men. It was a test of our coordination and composure under pressure.

On the edge of the Assault, we found ourselves playing target practice with innocent animals. Using pebbles, we aimed to hit the targets with accuracy, all the while managing the mayhem of the raid and those darn mystics. This challenge showcased our ability to multitask and remain focused amidst the chaos.

The foe that gave us the hardest time you ask? A stupid frog. We faced off against Rashok’s lunky frog companion, a true ribbeting challenge. We chased that frog around the room in hopes of smashing it into oblivion. The frustration was real, but we channeled that annoyance into determination. We rallied, tweaked our tactics, and showed that frog what happens when it messes with us. It’s moments like these that make the raid achievements memorable.

After overcoming these amusing achievements and conquering the fierce foes, the Shadowflame Shalewing was finally ours. It became a symbol of our triumph, our dedication, and our shared laughter in the face of adversity.

Above Average has earned its place in the archives of Dragonflight as a guild that not only conquers challenges but also has a blast doing it. Here’s to more adventures, more laughter, and more victories to come!